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OMG.

OMGLOLWTF.

yeah. Its been since March since I've seen my own livejournal.
But I have a new Friend! DCOMG!
*ahem* livejournal.com/users/dazed_crazed23
Go visit her. :)

So, I was watching Jerry Springer (LOL) And this girl was pole dancing and he asked her "Have you ever danced on a Pole before?" And she said "no", and he said "Have you ever danced on a Czech?" LOL
I love that man.


wow. I miss you livejournal. *hugs*
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    Jerry Springer woopt.
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Joke fun.

yeah, I know, I Haven't updated forever, but I have a joke. And I must tell.

Ok, so these 2 muffins are just chillin in the oven, when one muffin says "wow, its really hot in here."
The other muffin then exclaims "OMG! A talking muffin!"

ahahahaha
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Dang it, Bush.

I voted for you, now give me back my shows!
He talked over Lost and Alias!
I wish I lived on the west coast. What is the point of a 'mountain time' zone anyway?
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Stolen from "superstarof65"

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on): Pepper Stoneway.

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name): Cheetos Fred. hahaha
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant): Harley Sonic.

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot): Ginger Destin

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied): Monnie Glasgow. wow.

6. "FLY GIRL" ALIAS(a la J. Lo):(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name: A. Dil. hahahaha

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen): Pepsi Coke. wow. That worked out cool. :)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School): Hamster Caverna. hmm.

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Peanuts ..water. HA.

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived): Jemais Jane.

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of A Favorite Musician): Twizzler Plant. hahaha
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    Rooney "simply because"
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*prepare for emo-ness*

People suck. Especially people who talk about sex ALL the time, but then get all hurt, when you tell them that they seem like the kind of person who would make out in a theatre.

Some people are asses.

In other news, I got new mascara. Its teh sex.
I'll wear it tomorrow.
In the mean time, I must get working on my school work. I Must!
Also, Conor was in EW this week! Bright eyes = <3.
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    Bright eyes "Perfect sonnet"
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Don't squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar. These are the sickly aims, the false ideals, of our age. Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing. . . . The world belongs to you for a season.


Brandon Boyd = <3.
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Why does he have to be so cute? I swear, I will not get any work done this semester, if he keeps distracting me.
I'm just going to have to stay away from our usual spot, if I have work to do.

In other News..


ALIAS! woot. Weiss knows. And that's fun. So, now its...Syd, Vaughn, Dixon,Spydaddy, Marshall AND Weiss.
And they need to stop the commercials making me think they are going to kill off Vaughn. That's just wrong.
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    Alias
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So, school started back today. Sarah and I got to take the rapid ride bus. It still has that 'new bus' smell. Met a guy that was Johnny Depp with Orli hair. Fun.
It was cool to see everyone today. And I mean EVERYONE. Just about everybody came over by the piano at once.

I think I was way to excited to go back to school. I got to bored over break.
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    MCR- I'm not ok